Aside from a 1992 passport photo that was so bad I got stopped at EVERY single border and checkpoint I ever passed in Europe (and once got detained at gunpoint in Russia), this Costco photo ID is the worst (or funniest) ID photo I’ve had taken. I look like I have a pound of food in my mouth – like a squirrel – and an orange slice in my teeth instead of a smile. My head looks peanut-shaped!! I watched other people getting their photo IDs made at Costco today, and not one single photo looked like the actual people being photographed. Everyone was rendered into undeserved, comic-like versions of themselves. So… if your head is shaped like a peanut, want to use my Costco card to get some inexpensive bulk foods?

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